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Narrator: Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to…
Tobias: [on tape] … even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias: [on tape] Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: It’s out of context.
Tobias: [on tape] I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.
Narrator: …and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard!
One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link.
And here is my United/World of Love line:
My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line that I created is one of the reasons that I was able to quit my full-time job. They even stole the…